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N3bulouz wrote:Top job Whiskey! You made my evening

haha, just putted some jokes in!

Im actually really good in jokes Look: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

not the best, but still good it made me smile

Haha Thanks

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you’re drunk."

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.

Three hookers were chatting in the bar about how "places" get bigger and wider all the time.. the first hooker started " I can put there 4 fingers", second one continued, "I get easily my whole fist".. while third one slided down the bar chair

Am I really that stupid? I don't get it.

Are my jokes good?

Some cat jokes, (not mine though ^^)

Lol Tomppeli..

NOTE: If you like Justin Bieber, dont read it.

Why is Justin Bieber white?
- Because its no sun in the closet.

GloriousNoR wrote:Lol Tomppeli..

NOTE: If you like Justin Bieber, dont read it.

Why is Justin Bieber white?
- Because its no sun in the closet.

that one is pretty good

1.Whos that girl singing?
Oh…Wait…Thats justin bieber
2 Justin Bieber always sings about girls… she must be a lesbian.
3.Hey you guys are so mean to Justin, leave HER alone!
4.I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.
5.Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? -Nah I’m babysitting Justin Bieber!
Greetz,
Doug

Haha love the pictures with "invisible bike" and "visible bike"!

Lolcats are almost always funny.

N3bulouz wrote:Lolcats are almost always funny.

Can only agree with that! I always laugh at cats doing funny things ^^